We spoke to a snowplow driver who works during blizzards. He wants you to know 9 things.
With a massive blizzard bearing down on the East Coast this weekend, America's snowplow drivers will likely once again be the unsung heroes of the whole shebang.
While the rest of us are holed up in our apartments enjoying the 17-23 frozen pizzas we stocked up on during the week, brave men and women across the region will somehow, some way, clear our roads and driveways.
How do they do what they do?
I spoke to Jason Kaye of K&S Property Management in Westchester County, N.Y. He's a snowplow driver and manages a team of all-around winter-weather removal ninjas.
Jason Kaye with his rig. Photo by Jason Kaye, used with permission.
Here are seven things he and his crew wish you knew about how the true snow heroes roll.
1. They've been preparing for this moment for months.
Photo by Jason Kaye, used with permission.
Contrary to popular belief, snowplow crews don't just work when the flakes start coming down.
"Our season starts in August," Kaye said. "That's when we start with all of our maintenance, upkeep on snowplows, salt spreaders, loaders, backhoes, anything like that that would come in handy once November or December hits."
Without that maintenance, the crews wouldn't be adequately prepped and there wouldn't be plows to plow with.
"We're actually pretty much working all year round just to make sure everybody's safe for the four to five months that we actually see snow fall," Kaye said.
2. They often work inhuman hours.
A button the average snowplow driver is professionally obligated not to hit. Photo by Sean McGrath/Flickr.
Your snowplow driver doesn't get up early. Matt Lauer gets up early. Your snowplow driver gets up biblically early.
"Sometimes we start at 4 a.m. Sometimes we start at midnight. Sometimes we start at 8 in the morning, and we finish 36 hours later," Kaye said.
3. Their jobs are a lot harder when you're out on the road.
Don't be this guy. Photo by Alex Proimos/Flickr.
While you might be tempted to trail your neighborhood plow driver in your Acura shouting motivational poems out the window, basically the best thing you can do to actually help out is stay home, enjoy a nice, warm cup of cocoa, and watch "SVU" reruns until your eyelids freeze in place.
"We're out here trying to do a job, and the more space we have to do it safely and not have to worry about other people, the quicker it can start and the better it gets done," Kaye said.
4. If your job is saving people's lives, then OK. Feel free to drive.
Photo by Brian Robert Marshall/Geograph.uk.
"Some people are doctors, nurses — they need to get to the hospital on time," Kaye said. He and his crew work especially hard during major snow events to make sure emergency professionals — medical workers and first responders — have a clear shot to their place of business.
If you're not an emergency professional, however, crank up the heat, fire up Call of Duty, and stay home.
Seriously.
5. If you lost something really important in the snow on your way to work, chances are they're going to be the ones to find it.
Photo by Jason Kaye, used with permission.
Every year, thousands of wallets and keys fall out of America's pockets into the snowy abyss, never to be seen again. But if you're not a jerk to your snowplow driver, they just might help you dig out your lost item.
Kaye recalled finding a client's credit card buried under a pile of snow.
"I waited around for him and gave him his card," Kaye said. "It's just little things like that that make a difference in people's lives."
6. They actually care about when your driveway gets plowed and making sure their routes are fair...
Photo by Jason Kaye, used with permission.
"Someone's gonna be first, and someone's always gonna be last," Kaye said. "Any snowplow crew will give you the same speech on that one."
It's probably not random, however. Chances are if you were first last time, you'll be last next time — and vice versa. According to Kaye, most responsible snowplow crews mix it up to make sure that, within a given season, all of their clients get roughly equal treatment.
7. ...unless you're dating the driver, in which case, you're probably out of luck.
I'll make it up to you, baby, I swear. I'll make spaghetti tomorrow. Photo by Alex Proimos/Flickr.
"[My] girlfriend ... is always wanting me to make sure I get her driveway done, but she unfortunately finds herself being last on the list, and that's the one I hear about most," Kaye admitted.
8. Don't punch your snowplow driver.
It's a dangerous job. Photo by Delmas alain/Wikimedia Commons.
It happened last month to a snowplow driver in Canada. In Canada, of all places. By a rival snow-shoveler.
It can get real serious real fast out there.
9. They have people at home who are really, really hoping they get home safely.
Not only that, some of them probably have tragically old phones. Photo by Alton/Wikimedia Commons.
"I have a mother who worries about me being out there," Kaye said.
When he's out on the road, Kaye said he hears from his mom and girlfriend roughly as much as he hears from clients. Conditions get slippery, black ice is a menace, and inexperienced drivers on the road can cause trouble, even for snow-removal professionals.
While the job can be treacherous, however, those closest to the people on his crew learn to take it in stride, even as they worry.
"At this point, they're used to the job we do."
Bottom line: When you see a snowplow driver — and this weekend, many of us probably will — thank them from the bottom of your heart.
Photo by BenFranske/Wikimedia Commons.
Then get the heck out of their way.



A Generation Jones teenager poses in her room.Image via Wikmedia Commons
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An angry man eating spaghetti.via 
At least it wasn't Bubbles.
You just know there's a person named Whiskey out there getting a kick out of this. 


An Irish woman went to the doctor for a routine eye exam. She left with bright neon green eyes.
It's not easy seeing green.
Did she get superpowers?
Going to the eye doctor can be a hassle and a pain. It's not just the routine issues and inconveniences that come along when making a doctor appointment, but sometimes the various devices being used to check your eyes' health feel invasive and uncomfortable. But at least at the end of the appointment, most of us don't look like we're turning into The Incredible Hulk. That wasn't the case for one Irish woman.
Photographer Margerita B. Wargola was just going in for a routine eye exam at the hospital but ended up leaving with her eyes a shocking, bright neon green.
At the doctor's office, the nurse practitioner was prepping Wargola for a test with a machine that Wargola had experienced before. Before the test started, Wargola presumed the nurse had dropped some saline into her eyes, as they were feeling dry. After she blinked, everything went yellow.
Wargola and the nurse initially panicked. Neither knew what was going on as Wargola suddenly had yellow vision and radioactive-looking green eyes. After the initial shock, both realized the issue: the nurse forgot to ask Wargola to remove her contact lenses before putting contrast drops in her eyes for the exam. Wargola and the nurse quickly removed the lenses from her eyes and washed them thoroughly with saline. Fortunately, Wargola's eyes were unharmed. Unfortunately, her contacts were permanently stained and she didn't bring a spare pair.
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Since she has poor vision, Wargola was forced to drive herself home after the eye exam wearing the neon-green contact lenses that make her look like a member of the Green Lantern Corps. She couldn't help but laugh at her predicament and recorded a video explaining it all on social media. Since then, her video has sparked a couple Reddit threads and collected a bunch of comments on Instagram:
“But the REAL question is: do you now have X-Ray vision?”
“You can just say you're a superhero.”
“I would make a few stops on the way home just to freak some people out!”
“I would have lived it up! Grab a coffee, do grocery shopping, walk around a shopping center.”
“This one would pair well with that girl who ate something with turmeric with her invisalign on and walked around Paris smiling at people with seemingly BRIGHT YELLOW TEETH.”
“I would save those for fancy special occasions! WOW!”
“Every time I'd stop I'd turn slowly and stare at the person in the car next to me.”
“Keep them. Tell people what to do. They’ll do your bidding.”
In a follow-up Instagram video, Wargola showed her followers that she was safe at home with normal eyes, showing that the damaged contact lenses were so stained that they turned the saline solution in her contacts case into a bright Gatorade yellow. She wasn't mad at the nurse and, in fact, plans on keeping the lenses to wear on St. Patrick's Day or some other special occasion.
While no harm was done and a good laugh was had, it's still best for doctors, nurses, and patients alike to double-check and ask or tell if contact lenses are being worn before each eye test. If not, there might be more than ultra-green eyes to worry about.