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Billy Crystal's 'Princess Bride' ad-lib was so funny cast and crew had to leave the set

Mandy Patinkin actually bruised a rib from holding back laughter.

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Billy Crystal created most of Miracle Max's lines off the cuff.

Comedic actors know how to deliver lines in just the right way with just the right timing to make an audience laugh. But true comedians are often funnier when they’re allowed to go off-script and let their gift for spontaneous humor shine.

Enter Billy Crystal, whose ad-libbed scene in “The Princess Bride” was so funny it took nearly 30 hours of work to get five minutes of usable footage. Cast members of the cult classic film have shared what happened when director Rob Reiner decided to take the reins off of Crystal, telling him, “Forget the lines, just go for it,” according to actor Cary Elwes. That invitation to improvise would prove to be one of the best—and worst—decisions he could have made for the film.

In the scene, Crystal plays “Miracle Max,” a crotchety old apothecary who argues with his wife (played by Carol Kane) and brings the "mostly dead" Westley back to life with his chocolate-covered magic pill. There were lines written for his character, but he didn't need them. He could—and did—ad-lib for hours, but it proved to be a bit of a problem because the cast and crew just couldn't stop laughing.

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The sound department had to start banishing people off of the set because they were ruining takes with their giggles. Reiner himself, who has a big, boisterous laugh, was one of the first people to go because he couldn't keep it together during the filming. Mandy Patinkin, who played Inigo Montoya and wasn't able to leave, shared that he sustained his only injury in the entire making of the film during the shooting of that scene—a bruised rib from holding in laughter.

Elwes said Reiner told him he needed to lie perfectly still and hold his breath in the scene, but Crystal's "medieval Yiddish stand-up" proved too hilarious and Elwes had to be replaced with his rubber dummy for much of the shoot. Patinkin said that Reiner nearly threw up from laughing so hard, and people in the cast and crew had to bite their hands to keep quiet. Production was nearly shut down for the day and the scene became one of the most expensive scenes in the movie because it used so much film, according to InCinematic. And the vast majority of what was filmed never got seen.

"Unfortunately, there's so many spoiled—brilliantly hilarious takes that we all spoiled," said Elwes. He also wrote in his book about the movie that Crystal never said the same thing or delivered the same line twice. Crystal's improv resulted in some of the most memorable lines from the film, such as the classic, "Sonny, true love is the greatest thing in the world—except for a nice MLT–mutton, lettuce and tomato sandwich, where the mutton is nice and lean…"

Even the look of Miracle Max was from Crystal's brain child. He told his makeup artist that he wanted the character to look like a mix between Casey Stengel, former manager for the New York Yankees, and Crystal's grandmother.

Casey StengelCasey Stengel served as inspiration for the Miracle Max character in "The Princess Bride."Public Domain

People loved hearing about Crystal's comedic genius, wishing the footage that couldn't be used would be released.

"You can't plan a movie like The Princess Bride, when you've got the right people sometimes it just happens."

"Nothing greater as an improvising-comedian actor than hearing the words; 'Forget the lines, just go for it.'"

"Three straight days of Billy off the cuff is pure gold. I would've loved to have been on that set lmao."

"When the comedy is so good, you bruise your OWN RIB tryna hold it in."

"Release the tapes, raw and uncut. The people demand it."

We may not have access to the unseen footage of Crystal's improvised hilarity, but we can at least enjoy the scenes that did make it into the film by rewatching "The Princess Bride," which many fans do annually. The film even returned to theaters briefly for its 30th Anniversary in the fall of 2023, much to the delight of people who yearned to see it on the big screen again.

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5 modern silent films for when you just want 'no talking'

Silent films still have a magic all of their own.

Robert Redford in "All Is Lost," "Flow" and "Ghost Story"

Robert Redford in "All Is Lost," "Flow" and "Ghost Story"

Modern movies and TV shows are louder than ever. There was a time when a big explosion or a thunderous moment of dialogue truly captured our collective attention. Things have gotten so bad, entire generations of people young and old are turning to subtitles just to understand what people are saying. Those productions are meant to capture our attention span even if they don't always connect on a deeper level.

There's something truly special about the silent films of Hollywood's past. Watching filmmakers and actors discover and perfect their art form years before they even had sound effects led to some truly astounding feats that still impress today. But modern filmmakers have also occasionally turned to the silent, or mostly silent, format to great success in recent years. Yeah, it can be an adjustment. But sometimes a change of pace is just what we need. Here are five modern (mostly) silent films for when you need a break from all the explosions and subtitles!

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ROBOT DREAMS

In 2007, writer/illustrator Sara Varon graced the world with a graphic novel called "Robot Dreams." As an artist, she is known to mostly invent characters who are "non-human" because she claims to be bad at drawing them. What luck for us! She also likes to craft the most unique friendships, with "Dog" and "Robot" being one of those unions.

Cut to 2023 when writer/director Pablo Berger's film adaptation premiered at Cannes. The plot? A lonely cartoon dog, who lives in Manhattan in the mid-80s, orders a robot after seeing it on a TV commercial. The two become fast friends, but trouble ensues when Robot gets lost.

A gentle music score, including the song "September" by Earth, Wind and Fire playing on repeat, helps even the most dramatic scenes feel calming and even kind of groovy. Themes of the film include friendship, love, loss and memories worth saving.

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THE ARTIST

French filmmaker, Michel Hazanavicius, swung for the fences when he brought us the (mostly) non-dialogue driven, black-and-white movie The Artist in 2011. Who would have thought a film like this could win five Oscars, including Best Picture? And so well deserved! It also took home Academy Awards for Best Director, Best Leading Actor, Best Score and Best Costume Design.

An ode to the 1920s silent film stars, and their heartbreaking, and sometimes even comical journeys into a technological world that has moved on without them. (I know I can relate, I still have a satellite dish!) Silent film star Douglas Fairbanks is said to have been one of the inspirations for the film's leading character.

It stars an international cast of brilliant actors including Jean Dujardin, Bérénice Bejo, John Goodman, James Cromwell, Penelope Ann Miller and last but far from least, Uggie the dog as Jack! In fact, it's Jack who steals the show, with a fabulously choreographed dance number coming in at a close second.

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FLOW

Let's move over to Latvia, where writer/director Gints Zilbalodis gorgeously directed and co-wrote the animated film Flow (alongside writer Matīss Kaža.) This wowed Cannes-goers in 2024 and has already garnered Best Animation awards, including a Golden Globe. (It has my vote for the upcoming Critics Choice Awards.)

What makes this film such a wonderful antidote to current stress-like conditions, is its simplicity and utter beauty. It's simply this: a black cat facing what is assumed to be a natural disaster (a flood) wanders around, attempting to survive. In its journey, it meets a slew of other animals (a yellow Labrador Retriever and a lemur to name a couple) and even though they're all on their own course to survival, they find that their paths continue to cross. There is no real commentary here. It's essentially a Zen-like reflection of life, death and all the beauty in-between.

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What's most magnificent is the movie was actually created using Blender, a free and open-source computer graphics software program. Despite this bare-boned animation team, the film glows with light and originality. Zilbalodis, alongside Rihards Zaļupe, reportedly composed seven hours of music for the movie, of which nearly an hour was used. (The soundtrack can be streamed online.)

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ALL IS LOST

With the exception of some brief voiceover work from Robert Redford, there is not only no dialogue in this film, there is only one actor. Written and directed by J.C. Chandor, All is Lost stars Redford as a man who is lost at sea. We follow his trials and tribulations, all the while begging the question - what would we do in a similar situation? Would we have the chops to survive? (Not sure I would. I can barely open a Snapple, let alone build a water distillation device.)

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The music, as is so common for these type of films, is lovely. In this case, Alex Ebert (lead singer for the band Edward Sharpe and the Magnetic Zeroes) scored the soundtrack of which he claimed "wind, water, rain, sun, are the story's other characters.

No spoilers, but there are ambiguous moments (or at least one big one) where the audience can choose its meaning. Depending on the lens with which it's viewed, or perhaps the mood one is in when they see it, it can carry different meanings for different people. Such a deep and meaningful expression of what it means to maintain or lose hope and courage.

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A GHOST STORY

This lesser-known film written/directed by David Lowery stars Casey Affleck and Rooney Mara. While it does have some talking, it's mostly a fever dream and a silent poem about death. I'll be honest, when I saw Lowery's decision for Affleck to wear the traditional "ghost uniform "of a white sheet with holes poked out, I was concerned. It turned out to be one the most haunting films I've ever seen and it has stuck with me to this day.

The characters are merely given initials, because what even ARE names when we're talking about million year soul-attachments? A Ghost Story became a darling at Sundance in 2017, with A24 distributing later that year.

It's not a movie meant to frighten people, but rather to inspire them to meditate on death and love. Both Affleck and Mara give subtle, yet heart-wrenching performances in the silent spaces between time. (That might appear to be a word-salad, but it will probably make sense once you've seen the film!)

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Bonnie Tyler reveals her 80's hit 'Total Eclipse of the Heart' is actually all about vampires

The song was originally called Vampires in Love.

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'Total Eclipse of the Heart' music video (left) Robert Eggers' Nosferatu (right)

Bonnie Tyler’s epic power ballad “Total Eclipse of the Heart” is a staple of rock n’ roll, but not many know that its actual origin stems from musical theatre. Vampire-centric musical theatre, no less. The year was 1982. Tyler had only recently acquired her distinctive rasp as a result of nodule removal surgery, and was looking to put the voice to good use by signing with record label Sony and aiming to transition from country rock to rock.

In a 2023 interview with The Guardian, Tyler shared how she had been inspired to work with composer and lyricist Jim Steinman after seeing Meat Loaf perform ‘Bat Out of Hell,’ which Steinman wrote and produced, on the BBC. Her reps looked at her like she was crazy (or “barmy,” as the Welsh singer put it in the interview) but nonetheless, the meeting was eventually arranged.

And Steinman, who was unsurprisingly won over by Tyler's raw and gritty voice after she sang a couple tunes for him, had just the song to bestow upon his new collaborator—a little ditty inspired by the lunar eclipse he had started writing for a prospective musical version of the 1922 vampire film Nosferatu, titled The Dream Engine, years prior, but never finished. It had originally been intended for Meatloaf, who had lost his voice (something he would famously lament for years to come) and was aptly titled Vampires In Love.


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"If anyone listens to the lyrics, they're really like vampire lines. It's all about the darkness, the power of darkness and love's place in [the] dark. And so I figured 'Who's ever going to know; it's Vienna!' And then it was just hard to take it out,” Steinman would reveal in an interview with Playbill.

I mean, not much argument here. “Once upon a time, there was light in my life/now there's only love in the dark.” C’mon. Plus, there are apparent vampiric themes in the song’s dazzling melodramatic music video. “We shot the video in a frightening gothic former asylum in Surrey. The guard dogs wouldn’t set foot in the rooms downstairs where they used to give people electric shock treatment,” Tyler shared.

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Thanks in no small part to Tyler’s unforgettable vocal performance necessary of a song like that, “Total Eclipse of the Heart” went on to be a No. 1 hit and sit at the top of the Billboard Hot 100 for four weeks in 1983, in addition to earning a Grammy nomination for best pop vocal performance, solidifying its rightful place as an iconic 80s power ballad.

Plus, Total Eclipse of the Heart did eventually end up in a vampire musical in the late ‘90s and 2000s, when Steinman debuted Dance of the Vampires, a stage adaptation of the 1967 Roman Polanski film The Fearless Vampire Killers.

Musical theatre tends to be fairly alienating. Not everybody can get behind the overly pronounced articulation and "nasal" tone placement that is often associated with the genre. But in actuality, it encompasses a wide range of vocal styles. Plus, it’s all about emotional builds and epic storytelling, which lends itself nicely to virtually any genre, but particularly rock. I mean, just look at Queen’s discography. So it seems very appropriate that “Total Eclipse of the Heart,” which incorporates a variety of both elements—theatricality, grit, shamelessness, romance, an oh-so satisfying key change—would go on to be so timeless. In many ways, the best art is an amalgamation of many different sources of inspirations, formed to create something new. This is a great example of that.

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'Princess Bride' star Mandy Patinkin shared a moving detail about the film with a grieving woman

Two souls connecting over the loss of their fathers. (Phew, grab a tissue for this one, folks.)

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There was an emotional exchange on TikTok between two people who lost their fathers to cancer. One was actor Mandy Patinkin, the other was TikTok user AJ Webb.

Patinkin currently stars on The Good Fight, but one of his most famous roles is Inigo Montoya in the 1987 classicThe Princess Bride. In the film, Montoya is a swordsman who is obsessed with confronting a six-fingered man who killed his father.

Webb recently lost her father Dan to mantle cell lymphoma. She had heard a rumor that Patinkin used his father's death from cancer as motivation in a pivotal scene where he confronts the six-fingered Count Rugen (Christopher Guest) in a duel.

Rugen tells Montoya he will give him anything he wants after being bested by Montoya who passionately replies, "I want my father back, you son of a bitch."

@mandypatinktok @alaska_webb thank you for finding us and sharing this! ✨ Sending big love and light to you and yours. More in comments. #grieving #cancer #dads ♬ original sound - Mandy Patinkin and Kathryn G

Webb's father was a big fan of Montoya's performance in the film so she reached out to TikTok to learn if the rumor was true.

"I saw on the internet the rumor that when Mandy Patinkin said that line, he was thinking of his own father who had passed away from cancer," Webb said while crying. "And it was a very raw emotion. Ever since then, it's kind of really stuck with me."

Patinkin, who is a TikTok user, heard that the woman had reached out to him and he gave a heartfelt response.

"First of all, your dad is taking care of you," he said. "Secondly, it is true, 100% true. I went outside in this castle and walked around and I kept talking to my dad."

"The minute I read the script, I knew, I said to [my wife], I said, 'I'm going to do this part because in my mind, if I get the six-fingered guy, that means I killed the cancer that killed my dad and I'll get to visit my dad," he said.

"That moment was coming, and I went and I played that scene with Chris [Guest], and then I went back out there and talked to my dad," Patinkin said.

He then told Webb that she has the power to talk to her father, too.

"And so, you can talk to your dad anytime you want, anywhere you want," he said. "If you could somehow let me know your dad's name because I say prayers for anyone I've ever known. Now I feel like I know you, and therefore I know your dad, and I will list his name in my prayers every day, and they make me feel like they're with me, wherever I go, and I'd like your dad to hang out with me."

View Webb's heartwarmingly emotional response below:

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Is this real life?! #mandypatinktok #princessbride #lgbtq #grief #millenial #imissmydad

This story originally appeared four years ago.

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