Stop Turning Everything I Do Into A Political Statement!

Once upon a time, there was no “liberal” beer or “conservative” beer, there was just … beer. Sometimes I’m just eating a corndog, not plotting the destruction of freedom and democracy. Thanks for ruining everything, politics.

Science

6th grader’s science experiment answers, ‘Do cat buttholes touch every surface they sit on?’

Culture

They dreamed of buying this house as teenagers. Twenty years later, a handwritten note made it theirs.

Conservation

Somebody dropped a Cheetos bag in Carlsbad Caverns, and it was ‘world-changing’ for the ecosystem

People Skills

A woman accidentally said, ‘Love you!’ to an important client. His response was perfect.